just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
So squirting runs in the family.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
My bed smells like the plague
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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