This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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