my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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