how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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