Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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