i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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