She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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