She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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