I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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