So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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