It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
there is puke in my bra ... again
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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