Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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