Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The feeling are messing with the penis
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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