Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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