i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
it's like iHOP with fire
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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