I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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