Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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