Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Randomize
