just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
