Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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