i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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