i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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