I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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