Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
