gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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