No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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