i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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