Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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