He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
