gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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