he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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