Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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