I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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