party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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