my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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