I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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