i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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