it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
