I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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