That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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