Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
