Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
