I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Sponge bath it is.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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