what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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