I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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