i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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