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I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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