we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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