Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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