are you still at the devil's house?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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