think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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