$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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